I absolutely loved The Doors. Then I got sick of The Doors.
My whole relationship with the band blossomed around 1984 and was over
somewhere in the very early 90’s. Although I do specifically remember enjoying
“Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar),” whilst drunk in bars until the mid-90’s. Then they just got too Oldies sounding for me.
Any knowledge I have of The Doors comes from the Oliver Stone movie, which is probably wrong on at least three or four levels. Speaking of
that movie, it came out when I was in college and ALL my asshole friends
decided to go see it on a night that I was flat broke. None of them would spot me,
and I didn’t see the movie until it hit HBO six months later. Fuck you Joe
Bagodonuts, Brenda, Bones, Judas and Big Girl. I got a lot of homework done
that night, anyway! I’m glad you wouldn't spot me the 8 bucks!
Sadly, this is another Greatest Hits band for me. I had it
on vinyl and “Roadhouse Blues” was, is and will always be my favorite Doors
jam. I listened to their Greatest Hits so much that after their self-titled
album’s opener “Break On Through,” I was expecting “Roadhouse Blues” to be next.
F U Greatest Hits!
Regardless, The Doors The Doors was released in 1967, I was
negative four-years-old, and this is probably the first time I have listened to all of
it. With the exception of a few duds on Side two (What’s a side, right? If you
honestly are too young to know, I wish I could kill you with a rusty kitchen
knife and not have to go to jail.)
Side two has a couple of album fillers, but then Jim
Morrison’s nearly 12 minute long best friend closes it all down brilliantly.
It’s ironic that a line from “The End” was considered so shocking and indecent;
it couldn’t be on the album, because the next record I listened to on this day
was Jane’s Addiction’s Nothing’s Shocking.
I think in 1988 a lot of shit was pretty fucking shocking,
but Jane’s definitely where on to something. The future was going to be X-Rated
and they got in the elevator on the ground floor and went straight to the top
floor. (Thank you Matt Good for writing that sentence for me.)
There were a
shit ton of bands that came outta L.A. in the late 80’s, but only Jane’s and the Red Hot Chili Peppers truly exhumed everything that city was about. (I’m sure the
first asshole response to that statement would be “what about Guns N’ Roses, or
Fishbone? F U.)
Really quick, I always felt that Jane's and Guns were shaped from the same mold.
I remember the exact moment where I was when I first heard
“Jane Says” from this album. I was in Jenn Webb’s dorm room and talking about
how much I loved a band called The Wonderstuff, she told me to shut up, pulled
out Nothing’s Shocking and introduced me what she called "heroin rock." She
started with “Jane Says” we did a bunch of bong hits and listened to the whole
album. I didn’t like it at first. But I started hanging out with Jenn a lot and
Jane’s Addiction’s debut studio album became a cherished classic to me.
“Ocean Size,” “Had A Dad,” and “Summertime Rolls,” are all
the big favorites, but I have been ejected from lesser known drinking
establishments for “enjoying myself a little too much,” during “Mountain Song!”
I always loved and hated the fact that “Jane Says” became a
hit after the big Alternative Rock explosion that started off the 90’s. I
cherish those few years I had when the “norms” didn’t know what Jane said.
I’m a fan of the Silversun Pickups’ singles. Even then
I’m really only a fan of their song “Lazy Eye.”
They’re from L.A. They’ve been around
since 2005. They sounds like The Smashing Pumpkins... kinda.
There’s a chick in the band, I used to think she was the singer until I saw the
band perform on a TV show. They're new album is called Neck Of The Woods.
I don’t love this band. I don’t hate this band. I went into
this record thinking, “gimme one hit.”
Here’s a track by track rundown, as I looked.
First song “Skin Graph,” wasn’t it.
Second song, “Make
Believe” sounds way too much like Blink 182’s “Adam’s Song.”
Third song was the
first single and its O.K.
Forth song, “Busy Bees” is O.K.
Fifth song, “Here We
Are” is O.K. with modern day Radiohead bullshit quietly playing in the
background.
Sixth song, “Mean Spirits” is pretty solid. It has a hook!
Seventh
song, “Simmer” eventually comes to a boil, and it’s a little better than O.K.
Man this record is NOT inspiring me at all! I almost wish it
truly sucked so I could really stick it to it! But, let me continue to phone in
this write up.
Eighth song, “The Pit,” has a nice hook. If this wasn’t a
single, it should me.
Ninth song, “Dots And Dashes,” has the line of the whole
album, “I’m already bored.”
And the rest.
There’s a band outta Philly called Burning Brides. I used to
like them back around 2004 or 2005, and then they kinda went away. I think
Silversun Pickups are on that trajectory.
Sorry Barrie. He's my friend that really loves all the crap Silversun shovels.
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