Apparently the FBI thinks this sketch will help them nab a jewel thief/murderer.Really? I realize a man is dead, but WTF? I wonder what the conversation between the FBI sketch artist and the eyewitness sounded like?
"Can you describe the robber please?" "Well," the witness might say. "He was wearing a bunch of shit on his face and head! I really think a sketch would be pretty useless." "We get paid by the sketch, can you tell me what the shit on his face looked like?"
I actually called the FBI and said I'm pretty sure I saw their suspect skiing at Killington last weekend. They thanked me for the tip. Can you imagine if two FBI guys went up there and flashed this picture around? "Have you seen this man?" "Oh my God, he's going up the ski life right now!!! Get him!!!"
I can't believe the smartasses over at the NY Post didn't give this a great headline like, "SKETCH TARD-IST," or "WANTED: BUNDLED UP MAN."
That is all.
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