In an interview with Parade magazine, Elton John referred to Jesus Christ as a "gay man."
"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems," said John to the magazine.
In response to those comments, a spokesperson from Heaven issued this statement: "Although those Apostle's robes hung pretty loose and there may have been a night of innocent experimentation with Thaddeus, we can assure you J.C. is definitely not gay. But if he was he'd never get with a queen like Elton."
