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Remember that time I decided to watch all those awesome
movies from 1984 because it was their 30th anniversary? Yeah, for some reason I didn't stick to that plan all that much. It’s really a shame too, because those were some pretty awesome movies. I kind of got busy with work and then that all
changed, cause short little dipshits like playing fucking games with people’s
lives, but I digress… Needless, to say, I am bored and need something to do.
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Really quickly however… if you’ll allow me. I did watch Against All Odds as part of the movies
from 1984 thing. Holy shit, did Phil
Collins knock it out of the park for the song “Against All Odds.” Although the song wasn't truly inspired by the movie. Phil watched an incomplete cut and
reworked a demo called “How Can You Just Sit There?” into “Against All Odds.”
The original was a song about his ex-wife and slated for his debut solo album Face Value. God bless you Wikipedia! The next time you’re begging
for money, I’m really gonna think about sending you ten bucks.
Anyways, the movie Against
All Odds is a complete pile of shit. The best use of the movie is literally
for the video clips they used to make the “Against All Odds” music video from.
Basically, you got James Woods
playing the scumbag character that’s become the not-really-kidding parody of himself,
Jeff Bridges as a down-on-his-luck
football player, and Rachel Ward is the
broad. Bridges owes Woods a favor and off The Dude goes to tropical paradise to
find the runaway broad. With absolutely zero effort, Lebowski fucks her and
falls in love with her. The end? I wish. Then Webster's stepdad shows up and we find out Bridges’ character’s big secret -
He shaved points off a football game for money!!! What a total fucking scumbag!
His character is such a piece of shit at this point of the movie I don’t even
want to finish it, but I’m hoping Woods kills him and it’s the only reason I press
on. That doesn’t happens. Woods croaks and some crooked millionaire forbids The
Dude from seeing the broad again. The end. What a turd!
What was I saying? I’m very bored and watching and writing
about movies didn't work.
Ladies and gentlemen! In the spirit of just ripping myself
off I give you The Better Late Than
Never – 2015 – Year Of Music!
For the rest of the year, I’ll schedule two albums a day –
one classic and one new. We’ll take the weekends off and then I’ll puke out
little stories about how cool I am and how the music somehow pertains to my
life. Sound good?
The March playlist will pick up somewhat from where 2013 – The Year Of Music left off. We’ll
try not to repeat classic albums from great bands but move along to the next
selection from their discography. We’ll also play a little catchup. I didn't listen to much last year. As far as I was concerned there was only one album
worth listening to that was released in 2014 and that was The Afghan Whigs Do To The Beast,
which we’ll hear on March 30. So, a lot of the month is dedicated to what a
bunch of d-bags on the internet consider to be the “best of” last year.
There you have it….
March Playlist:
Pink Floyd Darkside Of The Moon
March 2
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Sleater-Kinney No Cities To Love
March 3
Metallica Master Of Puppets (Released on 3.3.1986)
Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds Chasing Yesterday
March 4
Tom Waits Closing Time (Released in March of 1973)
Belle & Sebastian Girls In Peacetime Want To Dance
March 5
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother’s Milk
(John Frusciante was
born on 3.5.1970)
Coldplay Ghost Stories
March 6
The Who Tommy
The Decemberists What A Terrible World, What A Beautiful
World
March 9
Soundgarden Superunknown (Released on 3.8.1994)
The War On Drugs Lost In The Dream
March 10
Buzzcocks Another Music In A Different Kitchen
(Released on 3.10.1978)
Bjork Vulnicura
March 11
Radiohead Amnesiac
Thom Yorke Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes
March 12
James Taylor James Taylor (Mr. Taylor was born on 3.12.1948)
Father John Misty I Love You, Honeybear
March 13
Suicidal Tendencies Suicidal Tendencies
(Mike Muir born on 3.14.1963)
Alt-J This Is All Yours
March 16
Public Enemy Fear Of A Black Planet
(Flavor Flav was born on 3.16.1959)
Lupe Fiasco Tetsuo & Youth
March 17
Smashing Pumpkins Gish (Billy Corgan was born on 3.17.1967)
Beck Morning Phase
March 18
Phil Collins Face Value
Interpol El Pintor
March 19
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard Of Ozz
(Randy Rhodes crashed on 3.19.1982)
Royal Blood Royal Blood
March 20
The Clash Combat Rock
Ought More Than Any Other Day
March 23
The Cars The Cars (Ric Ocasek was born on 3.23.1949.)
Weezer Everything Will Be Alright In The End
March 24
Matthew Sweet Altered Beast
Jack White Lazaretto
March 25
Elton John Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player
(Mr.
John was born on 3.25.1947)
The Black Keys Turn Blue
March 26
Eazy-E Eazy-Duz-It (Eazy-E checked out on 3.26.1995)
Damon Albarn Everyday Robots
March 27
Wilco AM (Released on 3.27.1995)
Spoon They Want My Soul
March 30
Porno For Pyros Porn For Pyros (Perry Farrell was born on 3.29.1959)
Afghan Whigs Do To The Beast
March 31
Prince Sign O’ The Times (Released on 3.31.1987)
St. Vincent St. Vincent
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